4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

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legolokiismighty:

hasana-boo:

local-shop:

creeplypd:

snorlaxatives:

EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS

add this to this


CORN IS NEITHER EVIL NOR SEXY WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE IDEAS FROM


I’M SORRY

dont be

legolokiismighty:

hasana-boo:

local-shop:

creeplypd:

snorlaxatives:

EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS

add this to this

CORN IS NEITHER EVIL NOR SEXY WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE IDEAS FROM

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I’M SORRY

dont be

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narcolepticweed:

hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear

fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE

narcolepticweed:

hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear

fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE

(Source: jaidefinichon, via cathmanuel)

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?


muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

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thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

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fatbodypolitics:

omg. This has changed my life.

fatbodypolitics:

omg. This has changed my life.

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itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

(Source: humortrain, via cathmanuel)

f1rstperson:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

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A limerick:


toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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